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Re: Rent-A-Negro.com - 08-28-2008, 02:05 PM

Nah you can get one on E-Bay for cheeper...






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Re: Rent-A-Negro.com - 08-28-2008, 04:50 PM

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dude is this site for real?
  
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Re: Rent-A-Negro.com - 08-28-2008, 05:48 PM

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dude is this site for real?
No, its not for a real it's a satire or sorts, made by a lady named Damali Ayo, and its a satire on society.

Go to http://rent-a-negro.com/negropricing.html

Down the bottom there is a small link, saying "WHO MADE THIS"

It points to here...

http://damaliayo.com/home.html

The official site of Damali Ayo

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damali ayo became internationally known with her website rent-a-negro.com which examines the intersection of race relations and commerce. The success of the web site was followed by her best-selling book How to Rent a Negro which uses satire and biting wit to explore the strained race relations between people in our society. The book has beenoptioned by Coalition Films and will be made into a movie with a major Hollywood partner in the near future.




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Re: Rent-A-Negro.com - 08-28-2008, 07:58 PM

OHH!! She's black. Well that makes a huge difference lol. I thought it was made by some white racist person.


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Re: Rent-A-Negro.com - 08-28-2008, 08:03 PM

I'm sure most people did...

I knew it wasn't for real, its a sneaky little link sitting there...




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Re: Rent-A-Negro.com - 08-29-2008, 05:50 PM

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No, its not for a real it's a satire or sorts, made by a lady named Damali Ayo, and its a satire on society.

Go to http://rent-a-negro.com/negropricing.html

Down the bottom there is a small link, saying "WHO MADE THIS"

It points to here...

http://damaliayo.com/home.html

The official site of Damali Ayo

A quote from here site

lmfao i though it was real at first.



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Re: Rent-A-Negro.com - 08-29-2008, 08:59 PM

lol yeahh the girl that made this is a dramatic, practical artist.

Isn't it ****ed up how this is actually believable?
  
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