Overheard outside of M2

[awww walshy]

Originally Posted by Tha_Truth34

Good thread. I was at the supermarket and I was waiting in the checkout line behind some fat older woman who was buying cigarettes. I wasn't paying any attention to her until she said this:

Woman: Can I have those cigarettes there?
Store clerk: You mean these red ones?
Woman: Yes those..
Store clerk hands her the cigarette packet
-Woman looks at the them-
Woman: can you give me a DIFFERENT packet? this one has a horrible picture on it! it makes me sick to even look at it
Store clerk: uhh...yeah ok

What.the.****...some people I swear. ##background note: In Australia we have rules that cigarette companies must put warning pictures onto their products##. Why the **** would she smoke when she obviously knows it's bad for her?

Really? You're really asking that? This is like standard everywhere, you can sue if there's no warning and you get cancer or something.

[3PointJ]

Originally Posted by awww walshy

Really? You're really asking that? This is like standard everywhere, you can sue if there's no warning and you get cancer or something.

Just a testament to how fucked up the world is

[Favre]

At school once there were two girls taking and me and my friend within earshot..

Girl: "So i went to a party on saturday night and i got there wearing pink underwear, but i woke up in the morning wearing grey underwear"

[Imagodd99]

What a cooincidence this thread was posted. I was going to post this gem in the spam thread.

I walked out of BP and I heard this guy say, "I'm happier than a... than a cow eatin' hay nigga! A cow EATIN' HAY!"

[AltitudeV]

The funniest one I've ever gotten was when I was in a mall with a couple of friends and these 2 white girls were talking and the words that caught my ears were,
"Love black diicks."

[vince_86]

I was walking home from the grocery store one time and there there was a black dude talking to a latino dude,as they passed by I overheard the black guy saying "...And that's why the cops can't catch me".

I smiled.

There's plenty of other ones but that's the only one I remember right now

[Zomged]

Well, a friend overheard a blonde girl at the cinema yesterday

"If a V12 is reaaaaalllyyy good, then a V70 gotta be like the best thing you can get?"

If you know what a V12 is and a V70 is you know this is pretty damn funny! hahaha

[dNYCE]

Originally Posted by Favre

Girl: "So i went to a party on saturday night and i got there wearing pink underwear, but i woke up in the morning wearing grey underwear"

That's fukin wild. If that happens, she probably woke up with something else.. she just doesn't know it yet.

[VenomIndustries]

Originally Posted by Crippa

I don't really remember many times that's happened but last night me and about 20 or so friends were at this guys house drinking, listening to music, etc and these two girls were sitting on the couch. As I'm walking off into the next room, one of the girls (who thought I wouldn't hear) says to the other girl "God I need it bad tonight", hahaha. She was filthy so I didn't go near her after that but I'm sure she would of been trying to get her box smashed.

GET THE **** OUT NOW! Just ****ing retire again if you plan on keeping that "I'm too good for a slut" attitude. You disgust me. You act like ***** is handed out on a silver platter these days, **** takes work. Smash that box next time or don't talk to me ever again.

~Venom

[dNYCE]

Originally Posted by VenomIndustries

GET THE **** OUT NOW! Just ****ing retire again if you plan on keeping that "I'm too good for a slut" attitude. You disgust me. You act like ***** is handed out on a silver platter these days, **** takes work. Smash that box next time or don't talk to me ever again.

~Venom

LMFAO! That's hands down the best post I've heard come from you.