Overheard outside of M2

[whitemamba]

Today:

Guy: So do you really get 500 dollars a month just because your mom is dead?
Girl: Yeah..
Guy: So do you still get it even though you're 18?
Girl: Yeah..
Guy: ..Dag gum, I wish I got 500 dollars a month for nothing.
Girl: Yeah, I bet you wish your mom was dead too.
*awkward silence*

[beasty]

Girl #1: Your my Best Friend and I love you!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl #2: **** You *****


Only in Brooklyn

[dNYCE]

Originally Posted by beasty

Girl #1: Your my Best Friend and I love you!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl #2: **** You *****


Only in Brooklyn

Lmao werd, wouldn't be the first time in BK.

[maximinian]

ha, working at wal-mart ive heard some funny things, but the one that stood out was:

this girl was on the phone with her mother, looking through the stationary/wedding section, and just shouted at her mom "No mom, i'm not having a wal-mart wedding"

hah

[OptiK-X]

Originally Posted by adypS

What a cooincidence this thread was posted. I was going to post this gem in the spam thread.

I walked out of BP and I heard this guy say, "I'm happier than a... than a cow eatin' hay nigga! A cow EATIN' HAY!"

LOL! Man i had to re-read that (it's late), and once I realised what had been said I just pissed my self laughing. Did you start laughing when you heard it or casually walk off holding it in?

[тояоито яаρтσяѕ]

Originally Posted by VenomIndustries

GET THE **** OUT NOW! Just ****ing retire again if you plan on keeping that "I'm too good for a slut" attitude. You disgust me. You act like ***** is handed out on a silver platter these days, **** takes work. Smash that box next time or don't talk to me ever again.

~Venom

actually no, ***** is def. not hard work now a days, very easy to find ***** like almost anytime.