Hilarious "review" of NBA Live 2000

[whitemamba]

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/...e/nbalive.html

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You have to read the whole thing. It gets so mother ****ing funny around the end.

[hotsizzle262]

im to lazy to ready that whole damn thing lol that guy wit da fro

[solidkc]

i just look through it look at the game....800 something to 0 hahahahhaha

[yungflo]

look at rick fox LOL

[Jazz 0230]

Mike: "Good, in the same way that the holocaust was good!"

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Originally Posted by yungflo

look at rick fox LOL

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[hobes]

Originally Posted by NBA Live Review

John moved his player toward Kobe- "No," I said. "He no longer has the ball!"

I watched as Miles hammered Kobe to the floor, and then ran up against his prone body so it would look like he was kicking him, screaming "take that, Dad!!" the whole time. Mercifully, John stopped his assault and we ran the floor.

LMAO that was the funniest review I've ever read. Great read.

[Sikwitit2]

Lol, I've read this before.

It's a standard EA game, so all of the players are portrayed as Caucasians.

lmao at shaq

Only the most pathetic of us would enjoy single-player competition against a computer opponent, so multiplayer is the only meaningful measure of a sports game... John and I flipped a coin, and decided that we would both play for the Wizards against the computer.

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GRAPHICS:

Yes.

[valio]

i just read

Hollywood Video, Blockbuster, and Wally's Videe-Oh! all had an abundance of the game in stock and ready to rent. John reminded me that he was out of cigarettes, so he couldn't pay for the game. I sighed and pulled out my wallet, ready to pay for the rental again when John reminded me that he had to borrow five bucks to buy his cigarettes. And another six dollars to buy his beer. Peeking over my shoulder and into my wallet, John saw that this left me with three dollars, exactly enough to rent the game. "Hey, while you're in there, I need three bucks to pick up some milk, yo." I glared at John and sighed. "Why don't you just use the money I loaned you for the beer?" He stared at me for three minutes without saying a word.

After loaning him my last three bucks, we were forced to go back home and conduct our review of what was supposed to be the most recent NBA Live by playing my old PC copy of NBA Live 2000. I don't think it's changed much since then, anyway.

and that's was freaking hilarious. reminds me of some auther called jerome klapka jerome (?).
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