M2 Reviews Index

[awww walshy]

Nitelite's Grading Scale

Not Even On An Airplane
This means that the film is so utterly awful that I'd prefer to thumb through a Flight Safety manual than watch this movie.

A Channel Surfer
A bad movie that doesn't deserve to be rented. IF you are bored enough, it may provide you with temporary relief

Rental
Pick it up when it comes out on DVD. It isn't worth making a trip to the theater.

Matinee
Don't rush out to see it. If you have a few bucks lying around and need to kill some time, this isn't a bad flick.

Must-See
As in "Get your ****ing ass to the theater:"

150
I feel it's one of the best films i've ever seen and would place it somewhere in my top 150 favorite films of all time

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awww walshy's Grading Scales

Serious Films

0-5
Horrible movie. Avoid at all costs.

6
Iffy movie. Avoid it if you can, but if you can get to see it free you might as well do it.

7
Decent movie. See a matinee if you're bored. Don't rush to see it.

8
Good movie. Go see it in theaters. Don't rush but make sure you see it.

9
Must see. Go to the theaters immediately. This is a possible Oscar movie.

10
Masterpiece. See this NOW. Make sure you get to the theaters. Watch it multiple times cause this is looking like a classic.

Comedies

0-5
Horrible. Didn't even laugh once. Avoid it.

6
Laughed maybe once or twice. Again only see if someone else is paying and you're very bored.

7
Laughed a few times, go see it if you're bored but make sure it's a matinee. Don't pay full price for it.

8
Pretty good. Laughed for a good amount. See it if you can, don't bother rushing though.

9
Hilarious. Go see it within the first week or so.

10
One of the funniest films I have ever seen. If you don't see this you are missing out big time. Go see this now. Possibly multiple times.