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07-16-2009, 08:42 AM
In light of what went down at the Sprite Slam Dunk Showdown in Dallas, it seems there is little doubt as to who will be joining the NBA high flyers at All-Star Weekend 2010.
AUT (aka Mr 720, aka The Hitchcock Kiss, aka The Penthouse Suite aka The Long Handle Feather Duster aka Hindenburg aka Newton's 4th Law) has no peer in the art of the dunk. Not even his seemingly inhuman TFB stablemates can match the level of aerial mastery that was witnessed first hand by a fortunate gathering of cowboys only a few days ago. It would be an injustice for this revolutionary not to be selected as the people's choice. Who better to represent us before traditionally imbecilic adjudicators and the one and only Damon Jones? Yet if AUT's selection appears to be almost Guaran-'sheed to us mere mortals, one can be certain that it is blindingly obvious to the greatest person in the world, LeBron James. Yes, THE LeBron James from the TV series, Ohio's Dancing Douchebags. Yes, the same LeBron James who hinted at competing in the 2010 SDC. Yes, the same LeBron James who has no need for fingers as he doesn't have any rings. (Smeagle...lol) My source within the James camp (if you recall, codenamed The Sauce), has revealed, in much detail, recent developments in response to AUT's performance. The said developments are concerned with developing, coordinating and executing a plan to eliminate the Air Up There prior to SDC 2010. Following Crawfordgate earlier this month, LeBron and Nike (LeBrike) are committed to taking all necessary measures to avoid any similar incident. To ensure that there is no risk of LeBron being upstaged or embarrassed at the marquee event of All Star Saturday Night, AUT shall be suitably dealt with . At LeBron's request, Nike has enlisted the help of this man:  to ensure AUT doesn't make it past Christmas. Mark my words and mark a crosshair on AUT's forehead, LeBron can't afford another P.R. disaster. AUT is living off borrowed time. |
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07-16-2009, 09:34 AM
AUT is just insane i have some of his dunks and they are all as sick as the flue!!!
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07-16-2009, 11:07 AM
lmaoo great read, no kidding lbj it's being owned everywhere since that dunk
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07-16-2009, 11:20 AM
lmaoooo i donno if you wrote all that or what but it made me laugh. thanks for that man
 
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07-16-2009, 11:30 AM
hahaha thats pretty funny...
but hate to break it to you, the winners of the Sprite dunk contest don't compete witht he NBA players, they're going to have their own contest at the all star weekend  |
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07-16-2009, 11:54 AM
Lol at Voltron, my older brother use to tell me how bas ass he was. Good post man...very interesting stuff.
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Re: LeBron James to assassinate Air Up There -
07-16-2009, 01:06 PM
I still believe that league will put average dunkers to compete with James and let him win the competition (or he will win only because of fan voting).
And got a feeling that Guy will win the Dunk Showdown. "There is no point in working hard if you do not believe in yourself" "Even if I have no talent, I will surpass a genius with hard work" |
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