Zyzz has passed. And you’re still jelly.

detrimental August 15, 2011 30

Zyzz died because of steroids. He died because he lifted weights.

Nah. You’re just the same skinny-fat phaggot you were before he died; so wrapped up in the envy, the mad and the jelly that you can’t comfortably admit that you’re forever ‘mirin.

At least, you most likely are if those are the reasons you believe that he died. Zyzz had a congenital heart condition - that is, a condition in which the human heart doesn’t develop properly during the prenatal stages of life.

This shouldn’t be a concept lost upon the readers of this forum, as it is the leading cause of death amongst athletes of all ages. Just as was the case with Aziz, these conditions often go undiagnosed and you can therefore not take the appropriate precautions to prolong what is most likely an inevitable heart attack. Shall we also take back our feeling of remorse for the death of Len Bias becasue he dabbled in cocaine with a similar unbeknownst condition? Hell no.

His speculated usage of clen, and full-moon (once a month) usage of recreational drugs likely accelerated the inevitable. However, consider the following:

Had Zyzz never have touched diuretics, steroids, or recreational drugs in his life and persued an athletic career of moderate to high cardiovascular work to become a conditioned athlete in a sport we’re more in tune with (Aussie Rules, basketball, etc), he more than likely would have suffered the same fate at some stage in his life.

Furthermore, if he went the route that so many of his haters and detractors do, and sat on the couch stuffing his face with fat & sugar and developing his cholesterol levels rather than his body, he might’ve hit his death even sooner… Without one fraction of the enjoyment.

This is no tribute to Zyzz. There will be no poster, no video. It’s just a fuck you to the misinformed, uneducated, unmotivated phaggots in the name of Zyzz. It’s a fist-pump for the bodybuilding and athletic community.

You’ve probably never turned a head in your life. And that’s why you mad, brah.

 

 

 

30 Comments »

  1. umirin August 15, 2011 at 1:26 am - Reply

    OP is a phaggot.

  2. OP is a faggot August 15, 2011 at 1:28 am - Reply

    negged…negs on sight whenever I see you faggot

  3. MISC August 15, 2011 at 1:29 am - Reply

    Neg train this fool yo

  4. Lil B August 15, 2011 at 1:29 am - Reply

    I’m Gay

  5. BasedPrincess August 15, 2011 at 1:29 am - Reply

    Me too

  6. Lil B August 15, 2011 at 1:30 am - Reply

    I’m G4y

  7. detrimental August 15, 2011 at 1:30 am - Reply

    U mad?

  8. mirinhard August 15, 2011 at 1:31 am - Reply

    OP is a phaggot

  9. k August 15, 2011 at 1:42 am - Reply

    so true…

  10. Johnsonsmacdown August 15, 2011 at 1:52 am - Reply

    u mirin?

  11. Anonymous August 15, 2011 at 1:52 am - Reply

    Personally I think he knew it was coming.. So he gave his life everything.. I clear reminder of how fragile life is.. RIP Bro, will see you someday at the gates of Mt. Olympus <3

  12. rip August 15, 2011 at 1:53 am - Reply

    hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. research it phaggots

    this is the first legit article on zyzzs death that ive read. would rep IRL

  13. JohnnyChristian August 15, 2011 at 1:54 am - Reply

    GJ OP

  14. broski August 15, 2011 at 2:24 am - Reply

    Let his life be a lesson for everyone to remember.. That life is far too short and fragile to take seriously. That you should live life on your terms and disregard what others think/say about you… As a wise man once said: “If you diagnose someone with an incurable disease.. They will live their life of their dreams”

  15. Hugh Madbrough August 15, 2011 at 3:07 am - Reply

    Poignant and touching, would read again

  16. Zyzz August 15, 2011 at 3:37 am - Reply

    But where can I buy T-shirts?

  17. rolls August 15, 2011 at 4:19 am - Reply

    Top post.

  18. Fapping August 15, 2011 at 4:47 am - Reply

    Op is not a Phaggot!

    Inb4 homo.

    Spot for sale.
    EDIT: this commemt was brought to you by Gaspari Nutrition.
    If it isnt Gaspari well… It isnt gaspari

  19. Trapsbrah August 15, 2011 at 5:42 am - Reply

    Rest In Peace brother, to all the haters… get off your fat diabetic asses and at least attempt to do something with your miserable life, that goes to all the phaggots writing bullshit articles about Az and Said

  20. Anal Assassin August 15, 2011 at 5:53 am - Reply

    R.I.P Zyzz

  21. Zyzz August 15, 2011 at 7:47 am - Reply

    Hhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg

  22. rm August 15, 2011 at 7:50 am - Reply

    this is the most respectable posthumous article yet

  23. realtalk August 15, 2011 at 8:12 am - Reply

    thanks whoever decided it was a good idea to bring these bodybuilding trolls over to mixmakers..

    • M. Night Shulman August 15, 2011 at 9:25 am - Reply

      u mad brah?

  24. detrimental August 15, 2011 at 8:40 am - Reply

    Relax mate.

    • J-Roc August 15, 2011 at 7:06 pm - Reply

      LittleOzzy is a f@ggot

      • detrimental August 15, 2011 at 7:31 pm - Reply

        Negged. Oh, and no need to censor your comments.

  25. TheGod August 16, 2011 at 6:56 pm - Reply

    Comments section: Everyone mad.

  26. Jesse August 17, 2011 at 12:14 am - Reply

    no roids?

    WTF?! are you serious?

  27. tevz August 17, 2011 at 3:03 am - Reply

    Definitely sad that he’s passed away at a young age.

    It’s just a shame the clen they sold was cut.

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